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Ticket Chacker-Amma Kiraya Pura do
Amma-Mai student hu
TC-Konse school me?
Amma-Wo q batau
TC-Muje apni DAADI ka admission karana hai

 

Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law: Your Product not matching my requirements. Smart Father-in-Law: "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."

College ka 1st day...
naughty boyzz- what's ur name baby???
Girl- mujhe sab DIDI bulate hain!
Boy- wow!! What a coincident.....mujhe sab JEEJAJI bulate hain..

 

If time doesn't wait for u,don't
worry..! Just remove the battery from clock and
enjoy life..!!
great people great thoughts..
what an Idea..!!!

RAAZ: Maine kal easy load wale ko bewakoof banaya
FARAZ-Wo kese?
RAAZ- Maine usko 100 Rupey diye
or number galat likhwa diya..

 

India me bollywood hai
America me hollywood hai
to phir england me kya hai?
.
Guess
. .
Collingwood..

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain..
1-Aap ki yaad
Jo buhot aati hai
2-LIGHT jo buhat jati hai

 

Rita To RAAZ-Collage Me Sab Boys Muje Pataka Kehte Hai

RAAZ-Oh ! Kaho To Is Diwali Tumhe FOOD Du.

Dipu-Tuje Tere Papa Talor Hai Or
Teri Shrt Fati He
Papu-Shrm Ki Bat To Ye He Ki
Tere Papa Dentst He Or Tera Bhai Bina DANT Ke Paida Hua

 

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:

Patient: am feeling dizzy for one hour after waking up
doctor:then get up one hour later than the usual time you get up..

 

SANTA-Time Kya Hua H?
BANTA: 2
S-Apki Ghadi Radio Se Mili H?
B-Ji Nhi Sasural se

wah re khuda tery khudai
kisi ko 1 nhi
kisi ko 2,2 lugai

 

Teachar- "AGAR BATTI" Ka Muhaavra Banao

Santa-AGAR Batti Chali Jaye To Andhera Ho Jata Hai..

Santa Apni Maa se Pitne Ke Bad Ghar Ke Bahar Baitha Tha
Baap-Kya Huwa 
Santa-Papa,Tumhari Biwi Ke Sath Ab Mera Guzara Nahi Ho Sakta

 

Marez doc se
Mai 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida n hua
Doc-Ok Mai kal se
Tumhe 40Rs ki dawa duga
10Rs ka faida hoga..

Husband: Ari Bhagwan, Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein "A.G." Kehke Kyon Bulaati Ho ? Kabhi Akele Mein To Mujhe "A.G." Nahi Kehti ?

Wife: Bazaar Mein Sabke Saamne "ABEY GADHE" Kahungi, To Kya Achchha Lagega ?

 

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline
~ Braking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed"

Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in the kitchen, artist at home and devil in the bed. But they get an artist in kitchen, a devil at home and an economist in Bed.

 

Banta: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman
who will make me happy!
Santa: Make up your mind.

     
 

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