- May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu
- It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
- Remember me and bear in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
- What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
- If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
- A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
- after a month he got a letter
- "mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
- Ramlal, Bagwan say.
- Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.
- Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
- note blouse se nikala hai kya?
- Madam: hann par kaise laga?
- Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
- abhi bhi khula hua hai!
- Husband touched boobs and
- sung: Piyo glass full doodh,
- wonderful doodh.
- Immediately wife touched
- his penis n said: Thanda
- matlab CHOTA COKE!
- a man wanted sex from his wife, and a wife refused and said that she was tired and gave her husband 50bucks and said go buy from prostitutes.he came back and wife asked where did u buy from?the husband said i bought from maNKOSI,the wife said yeses!!maNKOSI is greedy why I give her husband 4 free!!
- Smile a while,
- & when U smile,
- smile another smile
- & soon there will b miles
- & miles of smile
- bcoz you smiled .
- i wish your day is full of SMILE
- kiss is a key off ’love’ love is a lock off marrige' marrige is a box of children'children r problem off pakistan soo stop kissing and save pakistan
- Love is heat.
- You are sweet.
- When two Lips are meet.
- Love is complete.
- shalwar kai nechay kia ....
2 minute ka maza.....
9 mahenay ki saza.....
- Dua ki soorat main uski khatir,
Jo mairy honton se lafz nikly,
Jo meri ankhon se ashk nikly,
unhi k badle main Ae KHUDAA,
jab b uska naseeb likhna
"UROOJ likhna, Kamal likhna,
kabhe na lafz-e- zawal likhna"
- Tere liye chand kya
Sitaro ko bhi tod dunga
Tu sadhi ke liye ha kaho
Ghar walo ko kya
Ghar wali ko bhi chod dunga
- Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,
Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….
- ye baazi jaan ki baazi hai,
ye baazi tum hi haaro gay,
her ghar se bugti miklay ga,
tum kitne bugti maaro gay,,,;
''jeeay nawab akbar bugti''
- MILA HAI SAB KUCH TO FARYAAD KYA KAREIN,
DIL HAI PARESHAN TO JAZBAAT KYA KAREIN,
TM KEHTE HO TMHE YAAD NAHI KARTE,
BHOOLE NAHI JISE USAY YAAD KYA KAREIN.
- Roses are red, violets are blue. I am waiting to hear from a cute guy like you.
- Words begin with ABC. Numbers begin with 123. Music begins with do, re, mi. And Love begins with you and me!
- If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.
- Cell phones can be irritating sometimes. You always have to reload, recharge every now and then. Messages are delayed. But there's one thing I love about it. It connects me to you!
- Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing? And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly... Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever.
- Love is reaching your dreams together.
Love is the connection of two hearts,
...yours and mine!
- One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life? You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
- They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.
- Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my Luv for u will never die.
- Khuda Jane Mohabbat ka kya dastuur hota hai.. hum jise Dil se chahtain hain..
wohee humsay duur hota hai..
Submitted By Bilal From Lahore
- LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers
- To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a Gift,
Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
- I may seldom tell u how special u are, I may not b able to reach u coz we're both busy, but in spite of all, u know u are someone I really miss & care about.
- The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you.
- Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
- Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.
- Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele
- Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
- Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.
- um to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.
- Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.