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  1. Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
    Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai


  2. Romance Mathematics
    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


  3. Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
    waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
    Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
    Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...   


  4. Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
    maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
    Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
    aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
    waaaaahhhhhhhhh...   


  5. Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
    liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
    socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
    magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...  


  6. Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega...
    Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega...
    Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo...
    Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???
    vah vah... vah vah... vah va  


  7. Badi muddat se chaha hai tumeh,
    badi duaon se paaya hai tumeh,
    Tujeh bhulane ki sochu bhi kaise,
    Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujeh!  



  8. Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,
    Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye
    per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,
    Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi....  


  9. Ab hum is duniya mein aate hai,
    Toh kitne rishtey saath laatey hai.
    Duniya mein aane ke baad hum,
    Kitne naye rishtey baanthe hai.
    Magar in rishto mein se sirf,
    woh pyaar ka pawitra rishta hai,
    Jo hum marte dum tak nibhaate hain.  


  10. Kehena hai aaj tumse,
    phir kisise ye kehena nahi,
    Rehena hai saath tere,
    warna Duniya me rehena nahi.


  11. Arz kiya hai,
    Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
    Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
    Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
    Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !


  12. Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
    Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
    Ab tum hi batao,
    kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?  


  13. Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,
    birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eat
    raheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain
    aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!  


  14. Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
    Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
    Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
    Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.  


  15. Maine poocha chand se...
    Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....
    Chand bola....
    12036 entries found !  


  16. Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
    nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
    tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
    magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...  


  17. Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,
    Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,
    yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,
    Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!!  


  18. Dushman tarse teri dosti ko,
    Dost tarse teri yari ko,
    Yar tarse pyar ko,
    hum tarse tere DIDAR ko! 


  19. Badi muddat se chaha hai tumeh,
    badi duaon se paaya hai tumeh,
    Tujeh bhulane ki sochu bhi kaise,
    Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujeh!!  


  20. Aasaan nahi hota kisi ko bhulana.
    chhe vo apna ho ya begana
    dil ki baatain bas samajhta hai dil hi,
    inhe kya samjhega ye zalim zamana??  


  21. Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
    jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
    firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
    bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!! 


  22. Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
    Chand lamho mein daaman chod jayega.
    Abhi waqt hai do baatein kar lo humse,
    Kya pata kal kaun teri zindagi me aa jayega. 


  23. Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
    Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
    Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
    SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara. 


  24. Baithe tere khayalo me,
    kore kagaz pe likha tera naam...
    Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam..
    'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam...  


  25. Who is friend?
    F-First
    R-Relative
    I-In
    E-Every
    N-New
    D-Difficulty!!!  


  26. we like each other because
    u think I m Nice
    I htink u r nice
    u think I m cool
    I think u r cool
    U think I m sweet
    I think u r sweet
    U think I m Smart
    I think u r RIGHT.  


  27. Bekaabu hai dil fir bhi jiye jaa raha hu,
    khali hai botal fir bhi piye jaa raha ju,
    majburi to dekho is dil ki...
    reply nahi miltaa fir bhi SMS kiye jaa raha hoon..  


  28. Hi Moon!, Dim Your Light.
    Hello Wind!, Breeze Soft.
    Hi Flower!, Blossom Slowly.
    Hello Earth!, Spin Gently.
    Coz My Frend Is Going To Sleep. gud nyt swt drmz  


  29. Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
    Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
    mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
    pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.  


  30. u r a donkey
    d 4 decent
    o 4 outclass
    n 4 nice
    k 4 kind
    e 4 excelent
    y 4 young  


  31. Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
    mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
    jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
    is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai  


  32. 5 great people:
    1.Quaid
    woh to ab rahe nahi
    2.Wasim Akram
    woh kisi kaam ka nahi
    3.Aishwarya Rai
    apni pohanch say bahir
    4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
    So keep in Touch 


  33. zindagi hai to khwab hain, khwab hain to manzilen hain, manzilen hai to raste hain, raste hain to muskilen hain, muskilen hain to MAIN HOON NAA.   


  34. Aasman me itne tare ho ki asma na dikhai de, Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho, ke gam na dikhai de, HAVE A NICE DAY! HOW R U? 


  35. Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...  


  36. MSG Na Karke Dil Tod Diya, Mobile Dafna Dena, Kafat Na Mile to Apna Rumal Uda Dena, Koi Puche Rog Kya tha, to Nazrein Jhuka Ke Kanjusi Bata dena.  


  37. Hey dear... sun is not rising, birds hv not started chirping yet... is sumthin wrong with me or with this morning? ohh... nw i know y? i 4got 2 wish u GOOD MORNING!


  38. ab koi bhalai k liye jhut kahe tho waha lyer nahin hota,agar duniya main kami hoti dil toden walo ki tho aaj hamare jaisa sayar nahin hota.

  39. Love says "If u ever need anything,I'll b there" but friendship says " You'll never need anything if I'll b there "  

  40. Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intazar de, awaj mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to mar de...2000000.
 

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